I thought I'd narrate these amusing instructions I saw online.
The odd thing is that when Google translate is used on the Chinese text below, it works fine.

How to use your Chinese hair care product cure and handling washing. Add to shampoo the vegetable to soak few minutes with cold water and not twist to squeeze. Drying the wrap drops the water beat Nature cool do not blow the breeze with electricity styling it is cool to the empress and use the steel needle the comb to comb the original hairstyle.

15 thoughts on “Chinese hair care instructions”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @dlcarburetor says:

    🤣

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @BIBTAP says:

    Probably the best YouTube short ever. I love it.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @redsaxmax says:

    Thank goodness I'm bald…

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @Mars-zgblbl says:

    Brought to you by the makers of Monty Python’s Hungarian-English dictionary

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @drawerganizer785 says:

    Sounds like the perfect product to help me achieve that "just fucked the empress" look.

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @bitteroldskunk says:

    hawt

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @tonytuckwell says:

    Well that makes more sense than many of today's instruction booklets. Bravo Big C.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @ChrisD4335 says:

    if i was banging an empress i would feel pretty cool gotta have style for that

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @spvillano says:

    Now I know what I was doing wrong. I was putting my head through a wringer.
    Just no for the Empress, she was intellectually disadvantaged and that would make such a crime.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @stephen88hox says:

    I was on a stenaline from Belfast to Liverpool last year and they literally have little brass plates below the big circle windows stating "rectangular window"

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @Seasonstobecheerful says:

    The rap drops the wtf 😳

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @kellyherald1390 says:

    This is "lost in translation" taken to the extreme.

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @DUKE_of_RAMBLE says:

    What. A. Gem. 🤣
    Frame that bad boy!

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @IanCoomer says:

    This is how non native English language students must feel after every lesson

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars @getyerspn says:

    Brilliant couldn't help actually laughing out loud..

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