The technical guide to beard trimming, and not a single LED in sight.
My beard was getting a bit too bushy, so I decided to go back to a long goatee. The best way I've found to get a neat and perfectly aligned goatee is to use a suitable funnel as a template.
The funnel self centres nicely on the chin and the tapered sides allow full access with the trimmer. Just make sure you poke all the beard into the funnel, especially if you have a long goatee.
All hair trimmers work best if they are oiled before each use if that is what is recommended by the manufacturer. A dry trimmer will be more likely to snag hair.
If you prefer your goatee to be a bit squarer at the sides then you can use a comb as a guide and slide the rimmer down against it.
Always trim your goatee in a well lit area and when you're wide awake, and make sure you don't get too finicky about it. Otherwise you may over-trim and end up with somewhat less of a beard than you wanted.

14 thoughts on “How to trim a goatee beard with a funnel.”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Da Jed says:

    I know that voice from another chennel.
    I use to watch you eat those crazy old foods.

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Greeter says:

    I gotta say I love this idea.
    I think I will give it a try.

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Dwayne’s bad chemicals says:

    Algorithm craves beards.

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars beavisbonce says:

    What a stunning prison pussy!

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars ابا قلقلة says:

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  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Newham Baku says:

    marketer's wet dream.

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars T sal says:

    holishit.. why didnt I know about this?!

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Frank Barone says:

    I like how the transmission fluid left over in the funnel made your beard look redder and helped to oil the equipment at the same time.
    Nice trim and color…killed three birds with one stone!

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Question Everything says:

    wow thats a cool method !

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Damon9 says:

    Dude, that is so cool. And really funny…

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Yolodrol says:

    this man is a genius

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Zuber_78 says:

    UNBELIEVABLE

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Munjee says:

    Is this look what the icon was modeled after ?

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars dPhobos says:

    WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE?!

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