Picture this: You have an emergency situation. Your wee baby has shut its pants and you're worried about causing it emotional trauma by applying a cold wet wipe to its butthole. Well, not to worry because eBay has the answer with the heated butthole wipe unit whereby you flip the lid up and you pull out all it quite tight. Actually should have maybe tried this brand new.

Pull out a Shredded work wipe and oh, it's so lovely and warm. Hold on I'm just going to caress my face much like a wee baby's butthole. That's all right. Actually, that is going to save your baby much trauma.

So this unit is USB powered. It draws a quite High current. It's rated 2 amps and they say 10 watts. In reality, depending the power supply you plug it into, it's been 1.65 to 1.7 which is fairly consistent.

Let me get the Kink calculator in and we'll do the mathematics for that. So that's a 1.7 amps times 5 volts gives us 8.5 watts of bottom worming power. So let me show you the inside of this. I Want to point out this is not the Super sophisticated digital one.

Uh, this thing here. This sticker is covering where you have a digital readout. All we've got here is a red LED and the USBC input port and it did come with a cable. I Mean it's thick I'm not going to say it's a high current cable, but it's thick so that might help.

Um, but that is all we've got here. If you're if your baby's anus is critical temperature critical You May wish to invest in the super luxury digital one, Let's open this up. the link there we go. So inside is a packet of co-op's finest wet wipes and an empty void in here.

Let me just Chuck the empty void down there since it is not needed and it's held in place by these rather ferocious rubber bands. That's probably why it's very hard to remove the wet weight. Ah, there we go. Also suitable for use on elephants, apparently, which we focus down onto that right now.

that's better, right? I'll put those out to me as well, but it does feel quite warm. It is imparting heat into those wet wipes, but let's just cut straight to the Chase and open it up with fills. Phillips head screwdriver. So what are we expecting here? I'm kind of expecting something simple because that is what you get for this type of money.

From eBay I think it was about 10 pounds or so. Probably I could have invested in the digital version. It would have been just luxuriant. That might be quite useful for the module.

Come to think of it being able to set a temperature I Don't think it's really needed though, because at that sort of power, what can it do? I Suppose it could like set fire to your baby's butt, but then who knows what's inside heater. Wire By the look of it, what do we have? Not much. We have the connector. Well, we have? the circuit board which literally is just it's got a resistor.

Is that the LED I don't see the resistors needed to tell USBC Smart power supplies to actually Supply Unlimited current and there's not much on there. Hold on? where is magnifying glass? you can see more than I can? Yeah, it's a 1K resistor. Yeah, there's nothing on the pins that tell the USBC postplay. so this may not work with some Smart Power supplies.

Then we get this uh tape here. Let's just pop everything out. Can we pop everything out? Hold on. Let's use an inappropriate tool to grip the LED and slide it out.

It is going to be just metal file shaped metal file. It's not just the usual bits of air pipe in solution stuff. Oh there we go. Not much to it is there and what is under here.

Let's uh get into here then. It's nice that they've actually used the correct of thing. they've actually used custom bit of file. can I get this off without destroying it.

Am I bothered if I do destroy it? no I shall simply use pipe stuff if I actually want a heated butthole warmer but I don't necessarily want one. My butthole is at the correct temperature at the moment. thank you very much, right? I'll just rip it. It is pretty much what you'd expect.

It is a heated wire which is let's Zoom down this. Get the tape off my fingers. It's basically speaking a core. Let's Uh, get back to the where the terminations are because they're the most interesting bit here.

Crimps? perhaps? Yes, Crimps. Yeah, Crimps. So this is basically probably a fiberglass core with the wire spiraled around the outside and then covered in a sort of siliquini tape sleeve and the wire is most likely just folded around the end. Well, this tape.

is this tape or is it a tubular sleeve? It is a tubular sleeve. so I can slide the tubular sleeve down. This is where I detach it completely and ruin it forevermore. Now it's a very simple crimp.

It is literally just the the heater wire has been folded over the end and then crimped around to make a connection. That is it. That's all you're getting in your baby. backlight warmer.

Uh, so there you go. Not really much to see is there. There's I mean it's basically USB input. It's got the two connectors which is nice.

One Green Street Theater and one going to the LED via a 1K resistor. That is your whack. Uh, the digital option. So it's a very small panel here that this has been stuck over.

It's a very small cutout. I Guess it is just basically no options to set a temperature up and down. It probably is just displaying the temperature of the wet wipes. Please remove wipe plastic cover before heating it.

when you take wave out of container. please use it as soon as possible and avoid drying. Don't overheat, Please heat about 0.5 hour before using it or useful stuff to know. So there we go: I've now got a butt wipe holder that does no longer Heat This could be quite useful though.

if you're looking for a piece of uh of heater tape that can be powered directly from USB and runs at about eight Watts then this could be a useful product because that would have applications and it does actually feel quite good. It feels quite nice quality here. Not sure how long the crimp at the end will last, but I suppose it's going to last. Okay, but there we have it.

Uh, the heated butt wave warmer. Uh, it's uh, marvelous necessity of the modern era for Yari babies and possibly also a useful source of components like a little temperature display if you go for the luxury model or just the beer heat. Helm which I'm going to guess is identical. It's kind of different what I was expecting I was expecting the carbon fiber sort of heater stuff, but uh, this is actually quite a nice alternative and it is optimized for 5 volts which is quite handy.