You can now buy me cake and things to take apart at:- https://www.patreon.com/bigclive
No seriously... Do a search on ebay for pink toilet bomb and these things come up.
They're basically toilet tissue (bog-roll) holders that can either be used next to your toilet, or as a tissue dispenser to allow the use of arse-paper as nasal tissues.
At first I wondered how they could send something so big from China for a few quid (quid is slang for a British Pound). It made me ponder if maybe Chinese toilet rolls were really small to match their little oriental butts, but it transpires that it happily accepts British-grade toilet rolls.

17 thoughts on “Big pink chinese toilet bomb.”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Yorkshire Rose says:

    Randomly pops up in my suggested videos! – Owe-Kay, so that was interesting, and wel, not quite what I thought it was going to be (and the mind boggles at the thoughts I had going through my mind!). Now, we just need to hack it, see if we can make go faster, or run longer on one charge or perhaps reverse engineer it into something different. Maybe even do a "Mr Bun-Bomb" with it!

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mad Scientific says:

    The need to somehow "decorate" the shitter has always blown my mind.

    Let's keep it simple, hmm? Forget all the "eye candy" and things designed to hide the nature of the room. It's a room with a bowl full of water, that we put our stank asses on to get rid of our waste.

    It's not pretty… You can't make it pretty… How do all those flowers on the wall smell after you're done in there? Like shit. That's what. Pure shit.

    And I want to know when I'm about to run out of toilet paper… So there's no way I'm putting one of these things in the bathroom.

    Oh and no fragrances of any sort either… Then you have rose-scented shit. The combination infinitely more vile than the pile.

    Sorry ladies, just how it is 🤣

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Julian says:

    micro toilet rolls 🤣🤣🤣

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Therealguymins says:

    You didn't show the circuitry!

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jay Are says:

    Toilet paper, I just call it my autobiography!

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Darrell Larose says:

    Now Clive's bog roll holder will match his calculator…

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars I_Ranger says:

    I Think the resurgence of your cold was probably a brand new cold because fighting off a cold leaves your body slightly weakened and therefore slightly more susceptible to catching an other cold.

    As for the whole LED enhancement discussion that’s going on in these comments, I think it might be nice to put some dimmed LEDs on the outside near the bottom and shield them from higher viewing angles so they gently shine on the surface the bog role holder is placed on but can’t be seen directly.
    Or you could go the opposite way and put LEDs in lines top to bottom all around the thing and have them sweep around creating a rotating effect.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Alex Marshall says:

    Using paper to wipe your arse is an indulgence that a majority of people on Earth do not 'enjoy'…the non recycleability of the practice is malappropriate in the 21st century..reusable sphincter flannels are available..please consider the environment…

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars David Parker says:

    Chinese homes have "wet bathrooms" to save space The whole bathroom gets wet while you are showering, and the drain is in the middle of the floor. Measures have to be taken to keep the TP dry.

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jonny A says:

    Don't use toilet roll to wipe your nose when you have a cold, Clive, as it contains chemicals that dry your skin out. This is what causes the area under and around your nostrils to become very sore and tender.

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Anvilshock says:

    I vanted black! It gave me lurid orensh. It's ze maintenance man.

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Riikka the Ice Princess _She_They_ says:

    Has anyone made a joke about how odd it seems to sell a bogroll holder for cars? I bet someone could come up with a good one.

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Chris Trigg says:

    Pink does suit you my friend

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars K G says:

    I hate how all these channels whore for money and stuff on patreon now.

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars The Anon says:

    Where are the EXPLOSIONS??

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Jim Fortune says:

    fits a bog standard toilet roll?

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Insederec says:

    That's not toilet paper. Look at that texture, it's paper towels. How are you supposed to wipe your bunghole with that?

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